Thursday, April 28, 2011

Santa Pregnant Ho Gaya

1.) Santa Doctor Ke Paas Gaya Doctor: “Arrey Waah, Tum Duniya Ke Pehle Aadmi Ho Jo Pregnent Ho” Santa Rote Hue: “Hey Bhagwan! Main Logo Ko Kya Munh Dikhaunga? Meri To Abhi Shadi Bhi Nahi Hui.“
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2.) Girl and boy hotel ke room mein sex karne ke baad lete hue the.
Ladki: "Jaanu tumhein pata hai tumhari lulli duniya ki sabse badi lulli hai"
Ladka khush hokar bola: "Achcha!!!"
Ladki: "Haan kyunki iske baad lund ki category shuru ho jaati hai"
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3.)Preeto: Raat ko aap peeke gutter mein gir gaye the.
Banta: Kya bataoon, sub galat sangati ka asar hai, hum 4 dost... 1 bottle,
aur woh teeno kambhakt peeten nahin.
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4.) Santa – “maine 2 shaadiyan kee lekin dono hi baar meri kismat footi nikli … ”
Banta – “woh kaise ?”
Santa – “pahli wali mujhe chhodkar chali gai aur doosri wali mujhe chhodkar jaana nahi chahti … !”
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