Funny Joke

1.) Kallu flirting with Munni...
Kallu - pee lun tere nile-nile naino ki shabnam................
Pee lun tere gile-gile hoto Ki sargam.......................
Munni - Abe in dono ke beech mein NAAK bhi aati hai Vo bhi pee k dekh..
To Munni Badnam Ho Jayegi Dearling Tere Liye...........
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2.) Saas (bahu se): Bhagwan ne tumhe 2-2 aankhe di.
Chawal me se 2-4 pathhar nahi nikal sakti kya.
Bahu: Very funny! Bhagwan ne tumhe 32 daant diye 2-4 pathhar bhi nahi chaba sakti ?
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3.) husband-talak lena hai,
advocate-talak lene ke liye 5000rp lagenge,
husband-pagal ho kya?pandit ne 51rp me shadi kari thi.
advocate-dekh liye na saste ka Natija!!
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