Santa Banta jokes

K B C Amitab: In which state Ganga flows? Sardar: Liquid state Audience clapped. Amitab stunned and looked behind and found all people sitting were Sardar's

Sardar Was Sleeping In His Bed Room With His Wife Why Are You Scrolling Down So Fast. Let Him Sleep With His Wife.

Sardarandhis wife buy Coffee in a shop, Sardar says, Drink quicly Wife asks why, Sardar says Hot Coffee Rs5 and Cold Coffee Rs10..............,->

Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller? Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.

Sardar: Will u merry , after i die . Wife : No i wiil live with my sister. Wife : Will u marry , after i die .Copyright www.lovelysms.com Sardar: No i will also live with ur sister.

Sardar on phone:

a man goes to auto workshop and ask sardar technician to repair the car brake sadar did some work and said i couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

How can you recongnize a Sardar in the scientists, Oh its easy,'He will built a Generator that will use electricity to get started'

Manager asked to sardar at an interview Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.

A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her. Girl: 'STUPID what r u doing?' Sardar: B.Com final year'

Sardar car ki battery change karwane gaya ... Mechanic - Sahab, Exide ki daal doon ? Sardar - Nahin yaar, dono side ki daal de, warna phir problem hogi.

Sardar's theory:Moon is more impt than Sun,cos it gives light 8 night when light is needed andsun gives light during d day when light is not needed...

2 sardars were fighting after exam. Sir: Y r u fighting? 1 Sardar: This fool left the answer sheet blank, Sir: So what? 1 Sardar: Even i did the same thing, now teacher will think that we both copied.

Why does it take longer to build a Sardar snowman as opposed to a regular one? You have to hollow out the head.

Sardar went for a ArtExhibition.He shouted at art ..'Oh My GOD what a worst picture'. Exhibitor: Excuse me , It's a mirror..

How will you destroy a submarine full of sardars ? Simple. Just knock the door and they will open it.

Sardar To His Friend - I Keep Seeing Spots In Front Of My Eyes Friend - Have You Seen Doctor ? Sardar - No , Just Spots ... ,->

A sardarji photographer is focusing a dead body's face in a funeral function, suddenly all dead persons relatives beat him. why? He said 'SMILE PLEASE'

When TITANIC was sinking, a man asks Sardarji, how far is LAND? Sardar: 2kms

A man to Santa: Ur friend is kissing ur wife in ur home. Santa rushes home and came back within half an hour n slapped the man n said: He's not my friend.

Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever - What will come first, Chicken or egg?O Yaar, what ever u order first will come first.

A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question: Interviewer : Who Killed Gandhi Gee? Sardar : Thanks for giving me the job I

Singh thought for a while and said : 'I hear the phone GREEN GREEN,GREEN, then I go and PINK up the phone, I say YELLOW ...BLUE's that ? WHITE did you say? Aiyah, wrong number, lah.... Don't PURPLEly disturb people and don't call BLACK, ok?

2- Sardar Ji calls Air India. 'How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?' 'Just a sec,' says the rep. Thank you.' says the Sardar ji and hangs up.

Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there. You know why? Because he opened petrol pump on second floor..

Sardar's theory:Moon is more impt than Sun,cos it gives light 8 night when light is needed andsun gives light during d day when light is not needed...

Sardar at bar in New York. Man on his right says 'Johny Walker single' Man on his left says 'Peter Scotch single' Sardar says- 'Baljith Singh Married.' ,->
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1- Sardar ji is buying a TV 'Do you have color TVs?' 'Sure.' 'Give me a green one, please.'

Sardarji, tell me ...., what is the meaning of SMS ? Sardar angrily said, i know - it means.... S - Sardaron ke M - Mazak udane ki S - Service

How can you tell when a Sardars sends you a fax?It has a stamp on it.

A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her. Girl: 'STUPID what r u doing?' Copyright www.lovelysms.com Sardar: B.Com final year'

Interviewer: Sardar ji, Where were u born? Sardar ji: In punjab. Interviewer: Which part ? Sardar ji: Which part?, Whole body born in punjab

Santa Driving On D Wrong Side Of One Way Road, and He Became Upset and Said, ==> Shit, I Think I Am Late To The Function, All R Coming Back

Sardarji went to party and introduced his family to his friends. I am Sardar and this is sardarney, this is my kid and this is my kidney.

Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever - What will come first, Chicken or egg? O Yaar, what ever U order first, will come first.

santa wrote the result of his reserch, 'If frog losees all its leg it become DEAF'..

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Sardar is repeatedly buying movie tickets. Finally the ticket seller asks him y? Sardar says, some guy standing at the door is tearing my ticket!...

Banta: Some people can tell time by looking at the sun. Santa: But I've never been able to see the numbers...

A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan singh goes walking at evening not in the morning. Sardarji replied ''Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM''.

Banta: Some people can tell time by looking at the sun. Santa: But I've never been able to see the numbers...

Why did the Sardars stare at the can of frozen orange juice? Because it said concentrate. Oh look, Daddy...Donut seeds.

Sardar tells a girl 'Come 2 my house at nite, nobody will b there............. Girl goes at night and realy nobody was there...

Only the winner will get prize! Then why others are participating!!' Exclaimed the Sardar...