NON VEG JOKES

Kallu flirting with Munni...

Kallu - pee lun tere nile-nile naino ki shabnam................

pee lun tere gile-gile hoto Ki sargam.......................

Munni - Abe in dono ke beech mein NAAK bhi aati hai.
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Vo bhi pee k dekh..

To Munni Badnam Ho Jayegi Dearling Tere Liye...........

Sardarni:Aaj jub mai apni bra utar ri thi tab ek larka muje dekh raha tha. Sardar:Phr tumne kya kia? Sardarni:Maine bra se apna mou chupa lia...:D

1st Goes here Still a Virgin? Bcoz NO-KIA Why no Kiya? Bcoz no eric-son Why no erection? Bcoz no sie-mens, Why? Bcoz No mota-laura So looking for a re-alliance?

Girl to baba: Baba yeh LUND kaisa hota hai? Baba:Koi Chota,Koi Lamba, Koi Mota, Koi Patla, Koi Sakht or Koi Narm. Girl: Baba Lagta hai sari umar gand marwate rahe ho

1st Goes here Still a Virgin? Bcoz NO-KIA Why no Kiya? Bcoz no eric-son Why no erection? Bcoz no sie-mens, Why? Bcoz No mota-laura So looking for a re-alliance?

Mom! jb Boyfrnd BRA me hath dale to kehna DONT aur jab Pant meh hath dale to kehna stop Next day Girl ! Mom usne done me ek sath hath dale maine kaha DONT STOP

Old man 2 a gashti Old man:- Jado Jawani wala jor c ve jalma, FUDI bhiri LUN gol c ve jalma, LUN utte chadya NIRODH c ve jalma, TATTE karde kalol c ve jalma. Gashti:- 'Hun ni jawani wala jor ve jalma, FUDI Khulli LUN kamjor ve jalma, LUN utte chad da

Aurat apny Breast ko zor zor se hilany laggi Phir apny Bachy ko Dood pilany lagi Husband: Yeh kia ker rahi thi? BV: Sharma k! G wo Milkshake Bana rahi thi

What do 2 sardars says to each other if they share the same girl? Ans: assi tussi same pussy, kabhi tu ghussy kabhi mein ghussy.

1 purani havelimai band kamre me dhool se bhari tasvir k peechay lagay jalaay me phasi makri k moo mai dabi makhi k per pai behte jaraasim ki qasam I MISS U

Mr. Chu from China and Mr. Ti-Ya from Korea came to islamabad to start a construction company but no one came. they became worried that why their company CHU-TIYA and company failed?

Gandoo ki 3 nishaniyan: 1. Hamesha bewaqt miss call dega. 2. Gande Gande SMS muskra kar parhe ga. 3. Dont scroll down: Jis baat ko mana karo wo zaroor kare ga.

Ghadi ditergent tikiyya walo k yahan beti ke rishte ke liye line lagi hui thi.. Kyuki..unka dava hai PEHLI ISTEMAL KARO PHIR VISHWAS KARO....

Kudiyan kudiyan kardey kardey tusin- jawni ch he buddhey ho jana, ena bhanchodian da tan kuch ni jana..par saleyo tusi mutth maar maar k kubbey zaroor ho jana..

AAP KI CHUT MAIN HUM UTRANE LAGE.. JIS KADAR AAPSE HARARI CHUDAI HUI.. JISM SE CHUT MAIN HUM UTRANE LAGE... AAPKE CHUT KO HUM CHODNE LAGE....





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Munda=> jangal pani jandiye muteyare ni pani da ghut pila ja bankiye nare ni.. .. Kudi=> pani je tenu pila dita sare da sara ve. Chitad kade nal dhoun bhain de yara ve...

A kid BOY down his pant and ask girl

News reporter Nargis se : ap ko kon sa cricketer acha lagta hai ? Nargis : Yuhana News reporter : maine cricketer pocha hai ap ki

1 Person : Season Offer Aik rupey ki do Sardar : kya bhi kya 1 Person : Gand pe laat

Ek larka apne papa se: Papa mein v apni shadi te kanjriyan nchania ne aap ki tarah Papa: Kuttay dia puttra o teriyan phuphian san...

Boy:chalo kisi sunsaan/viraan jagah chaltey hain! Girl:tum aisi-waisi harkat to nahi karoge? Boy:bilkul nahi! Girl:to phir rehne do

Shadi ki 1st nite husband apni wife ko Rs. 500 de kar bola,hum ne yeh kaam free mai kiya hi nahi. Wife 200 wapid kar ke boli humne 300 se zayada kabhi liye hi nahi.

meri arzoo hai ke tujhe mile lung hazar, har lung ho jaise ek talwar, tujh per ho lung ki aisi barish, ke mit jaye teri gand ki kharish!!

Doctor to old man: Baba Jee, Aapki nichey ki donu goliyan nikalni padengi Oldman: Nikal do beta, jab bandooq hi nahi chal rahi to goliyan kis kaam ki...

Girl: Mom samne Wala larka mujhe dekta hai to meri Brizer tight ho jati hai MOM: Dont wory abki br Brizer thori neche kr dena SALAY KA undrwear tight ho jayge.

1 Khara Lund Ki Qeemat Tum Kia Jano Babu Har Larki Ka Khwab Hota Hai 1 khara Lund Har Suhagan Ki Choot Ka Taj Hota Hai 1 khara Lund Har Randi K Dhande Ka Raaz Hota Hai 1 khara Lund Aur Tum Jaise Ganduo

Lo vi mitro..., Gir gai Tokri, khillar gay Vatte. langh gya Valentine, fad lo Tatte. Na Kudi ne diti, na ohdi saheli ne. Hun apas ch hi kr lo vaari-vattey...

A man sit in a bus with 15 children. A lady ask- Is that all ur children ? Man- no, i am a salesman of a Condom Company and these all are coustmer's complaint.

husband apne susral mai apni b.v se chalo sex kerte hain b.v: nahi yeh mere baap ka ghar hai husband: tu kia mere baap ka ghar chakla hai jo tu roz tyar ho jati hia

wo aaee hamari kabar per arz kia hai wo aaee hamaree kabar per aaha bai buhat twajo talab shair hai bai wo aaee hamari kabar per pashaab kernay k liyaye isi bahanay choot ka nazara to ker liya



Man: Kiss Karun? Gal: Lipstick kharab hogi. Man: Boob dabaun.? Gal: T-shirt kharab hogi.? Man: Fuck? Gal: Period me hun.? Man: Dont say loose motions hai.

A Man Pays 3000 to a Prostitute for sex,but she runs aways, Man Chases but fails. He Puts Notice to the Walls. if anyone find a Sexy girl with White Top and red Skirt, FUCK her....Its PrePaid

put ur hand on my hand and hold my back with ur other hand touch ur lips with my lips and taste how hot I M bas ab ziada romantic mt hona i m only a cup of TEA.

BARSAAT aye aur Zameen Gili na ho. DHUP chhaey aur Sarson pili na ho. phir aap nay kesay soch lia k neend may aap ki yaad aye aur SHALWAAR Gili na ho.

Boy ask girl: shadi ke time ladkiya roti kyon hai..? Girl: agar tumko pata chale ki door lejakar koi tumhari gand marega to tum kya hasoge.

Two snakes sitting in the jungle, Female snake tried to kiss the male snake, Suddenly male snake turned and started singing 'zehar hai ki pyar hai tera chumma'!

Ravan had 20 eyes but sighted Only 1 women.You have 2 eyes and sight every Women.To asli Ravan kaun? tu kameene aur kaun!Ab hans mat besharam

Aik bar karo na plz.. kisi ko pata nahi chalega.. plz karo naaa

Do you know why indian girls put chunni on their suit.Kyonki bhartiya parampara ke anusaar khane peene ki cheezo ko dhak kar rakhna chahiye.

Ek baar bahu apni saas ke per(legs) daba rahi thi to galti se saas ki sarri upar ho gayi, Bahu boli, PRANAAM Saas ne poocha kisko ? Bahu boli, sasur ki ranbhumi aur pati ki janambhumi ko

Ek bar ik ladke ka rishta nahi ho raha tha. Kisi ne kaha ki baba Mannt Lal ke darshan kar aao. Maa aur beta dono chal diye. Parvat par chadte waqt maa ka panv fisal gaya aur maa khai mein gir gayee to ladka bola. '' ya khuda teri khudai, apni te mill

Pati patni ne sex ka code rakha - kapde dhona Pati: Kapde dhone hain, machine khali hai ? Patni: Nahi, abhi 1/2 ghanta ruk jao. Patni: (1/2 ghante baad): Aajao ab kapde dhoyen. Pati: Rehne do, maine haath se dho liye

A hindu-muslim- Christian buy a car in partnership. Hindu applied tilak on car, christian put a cross, Miya ne silencer 2 inch kaat diya...

jab se to ney mujey kana bana rakha hey lora her shaks ney hathon me utha rakha hey boht hein harami ker detey hein zakhmi agey pechey sey kya yonhi ham ney apni gand ko chupa rakha hey

Do you know why indian girls put chunni on their suit.Kyonki bhartiya parampara ke anusaar khane peene ki cheezo ko dhak kar rakhna chahiye.

American ki kamyabi or hamari nakami ka Raaz ya hai ka american kam ko dimag main or Lund ko choot main Raktey hai, or hum choot ko dimag main or kam ko Lund pe rahkty hain,

Chinti ne Hathi ke Kaan me kya kaha ki Hathi mar gaya? Ans. My Question . . . . . . . . . Ma tumhare bachhe ki ma Banugi !!

Teacher:Laden ki5 biwiya or20 bache,Lalu ki1 biwi or9 bache to batao in dono me se koun achha? Baccha:score to laden ka jyada hai par average lalu ka achaa hai

aik pagal nanga bazaar may ghum raha tha ! uska penis boht lamba tha aik orat ne dekha to boli ye mulk taraqi kese kare ga saray kam ke admi to pagal hay...

Latest porn releases : shaving private ryan. position impossible. as big as it gets. forest hump. riding miss daisy. starwhores and pornocchio.

Secretary to Boss : sir aap mujhay 500 rupey day sakte hein main aapko kal dey doongi? Boss : yeh lo 1000 Rupay, abhi dey do ,)

Is Suhaney mosam main tumhara saath ho, Garm bister main kambal orhay tum pass ho, Mere hont tumhien choney ko tarsain, Kash aisa kabhi ehsaas ho! I Love u TATLI TEA...

Tum Choot mei ghar bana lo, Loray k pillar laga lo, Boobs ki balconies bana lo, Tatton k bulb lagwa lo, Per gand ka kya kro gay? Chalo isay yun he marwa lo! ,->

Bachey k khatney k waqt nai ko mashwarey diye janey lagey. Chachi Boli: Is k chacha jaisa Nokdar banana. Mami Boli: Is k mama jaisi Gol Topi ho. Nai Dhoti Utha Kar Bola: Aap ki marzi hai ji warna Fashion to yeh chal raha hai.

q day grl asked mom. Girl: Ma yeh Lund kya hota hai? Maa> Jab tu bari ho ker achi beti banegi to tujhe b 1 milega Beti> agar me buri bani? Maa> to bohot sare milenge!

qasai ka baita baap kay tatto say khail raha tha bv nay daikha tu poocha yeh kia kar raha hay ? qasai bola: qasai ka bacha hay gosht say tu khailayga..

Class mein shor ho raha tha teacher nai tha, Principal entered in class an asked angrily: Kis ka period chal raha hai?? 4 larkian sharmatay hue sir hamara..

Gaon me tatti Sehar-latrin Hindu-sandas Muslim-pakhana English-shit Naam alag par maal 1 Roop rang anek par khushbu 1 Anekta me ekta Tatti ki visheshta

Ek janaja dekh ke ladki muskurayi, ek Baba bola Beti jawan maut pe yu muskuraya nahi karte. Ladki : Baba kya karu wada kiya tha jab bhi milenge muskura ke milenge

Ek bar ik ladke ka rishta nahi ho raha tha. Kisi ne kaha ki baba Mannt Lal ke darshan kar aao. Maa aur beta dono chal diye. Parvat par chadte waqt maa ka panv fisal gaya aur maa khai mein gir gayee to ladka bola. ya khuda teri khudai, apni te mill.