Thursday, April 28, 2011

Santa Ne Ladki Ka Rape Kar Diya

1.) Ek Ladki Roti Hui Police Station Ayi Aur Inspector Ko Boli Ladki: “Kal Raat Ko Andhere Ka Fayda Utha Ke Santa Ne Mera Rape Kar Diya” Inspector Hairan Hokar: “Madam Ek To Aap Bol Rahi Ho Ki Raat Thhi, Dusra Pure Mohalle Mein Aapko Sirf Santa Pe Hi Shak Kyu Hua?” Ladki Rote Hue: “Kyunki, Mujhe Usko Batana Pada Thha Ki Kya Karna Hai Aur Kaisi Karna Hai“
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2.) Biwi Ke Kuch Dino Se Mayake Mein Hone Ki Wajah Se Banta Ko Kaafi Thark Chada Hua Tha. Apna Thark Dur Karne Ke Liye Vo Ek Kothe Pe Gaya. Waha Dalal Ne Sabhi Ladkiyon Ke Naam Car Ke Naam Pe Rakhe Hue The.
Dalal: Kon Si Chahiye. Honda Civic Rs 10000, Ford Figo Rs 8000, Hundai i10 Rs 6000, Maruti Alto Rs 4000, Tata Nano Rs 1500.
Banta Ne Kaam Hi Chalana Tha To Paise Bachane Ke Liye Bola: Nano Hi Laa Do.
Dalal Thodi Der Baad Ek Hijde Ko Lekar Aa Gaya. Ye Dekhte Hi Banta Gusse Se Laal Peela Hote Hue Bola Abe Sale Ye Kya Hai?
Dalal Muskurate Hue: Sir Nano Ka Engine Pichhe Hota Hai.
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3.) Santa Biwi Se Bahut Pyaar Karta Tha. Biwi Delivery Ke Liye Hospital Mein Thi Aur Usko Operation Room Mein Le Jaya Gaya. Aadmi Ye Dekhkar Doctor Ke Paas Gaya Aur Bola: Doctor Sahab, Jitni Takleef Meri Biwi Ko Ho Rahi Hai, Main Chahta Hoon Utni Takleef Mujhe Bhi Ho. Doctor Muskuraya Aur Usko Delivery Room Mein Le Gaya Aur Jake Uske tatte Uski Biwi Ke Haath Mein Pakda Diye.”
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