Hindi Jokes

1.)Ek Raat, ek Chor,

ek Sardar k Ghar me Ghus gaya aur bola: SONA kaha hai?

Sardar: Ullu k patthe,

Pura Ghar khaali hai kahi bhi jaake SOJA

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2.)Husband - mere paas proof hai tumhara chakkar parosan ke sath hai.

Husband- kaya proof hai batoo??

Wife- Uska husband Kal raat tumhara underwear pahankar aya tha..... :P

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3.) Train me Warning likhi thi.....

Bina Ticket safar krne wale Yaatri Hoshiyaar..

santa- Waah , toh jisne ticket li woh Chutiye ???

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